No srsly this makes no sense?

ok so i was in bh yesterday and i got to my target i had to wait about four hours for it because they were all hiding and so i finally met him and he had full rune on and neitiznot helmet and dragon dagger poison and rune defender so i thought he was pretty good since he was risking defender anyways i drank some super antipoison potions about two of them and went to battle him so i went to fight him and i said i wanted to fight him since were targets so he said yeah so i drank some more super antipoisons and we fought i had on full rune and no neitiznot helmet ther so we fought anyways he hit a fifteen on me but i hit a fourteen on him we both have around eighty five hp so i hit another fourteen on him he hit a thirteen on me so it was a long battle then i went over and killed him cause i kept hitting fourteens so i picked up his bones and buried them for prayer experience and got like three point five prayer point experience points so i also picked up the ring of recoil he dropped cause he was dead you know then i walked out of the wilderness to edgeville bank and banked my loot and looked at my remaining prayer experience to my next level which is eighty six prayer so i saw that it was around five hundred k experience to the next level so i went to the grand exchange and bought some burnt bones to train prayer and ended up spending my whole bank so now i have eighty six prayer levels only thirteen to ninety nine so yeah then i was at a non pvp world then went to the varrock west bank bank and talked to fletchers there they are usually cool guys cause theyre lower levels and all that so then i went to the rune shop in varrock then i saw a anvil and i thought that was a stupid place for an anvil then i went to morytania and the screen seemed to get darker and i was all like woah man thats cool weather update in the future right so then i went to that bank there and fought some werewolves it was cool since i hit more fourteens and killed a few then i was travelling as i was saying i was travelling north and saw the slayer mansion i went into it and saw some crawling hands they were crawling bear style which was weird then i went around and through the walls cause of my ninety nine agility and then saw some banshee and then i was lolling at banshee cause they are level two or something so i killed a few cause i have the slayer level to do that then it dropped twenty pure essence and i went to pick it up the price checked it on a guy and he said wow nice drop i only get grimy herbs and i laughed at him and he said shut up so i went upstairs and killed some infernal mages and they were fire at me so i went and killed a few then they respawned but that was ok they forgot that i killed them so anyways i went on and saw some pig things crawling crawling hand style so i killed some of those and it dropped nothing so i showed my mate and he said wow nice drop and said i only get grimy herbs so i teleported to my poh and teleported from there to back to varrock then walked back to the rune shop but not quite so i went to the general store and saw some lumbridge teleport tablets there and went and bought some and teleported to lumbridge and i talked to hans and told him that id kill him and i laughed cause he actually believed me and i was all like no srsly i wont hahah so i went to complete rfd and buy some barrows gloves long story short i did so i went to upper story bank and withdrew bananas and turned them into bones and ate them and got more prayer exp then i went to the generul es*chunge and bought some eggs to make cake i also bought cake tin and pot of flour then went back to my poh to make cake then i made cake then i also built a larder for easier cake making then i ate the delicious cake and went to my dining room to eat it there my demon butler served me curry and i paid him twenty thousand gp and he said thz and i said to the guy np bro is ok so i went south out of my poh and then as i was saying i went south of my poh to the grland cause i have a lot of empty map in my poh its kinda cool anyways i went there and raised my cat it just got one hundred percent yesterday it was cool he was all like meow and grew up and need no food now im waiting for it to be overgrown so i can finally stack a cat so then i went out of my poh and to the gen store in rimmington it was cool they were selling stuff so i bought some newcomer map and was all like cool and then i went west to port sarim and talked to betty she was nice that day then i saw a mugger in her shop then i said look out to betty is that her name i dont know so the mugger died cause i hit him with my magnifying gl then he dropped bones then i picked them up and buried them to get prayer experience i got a little more than the charred bat bones but oh well money is just money so then i went south to the fishing shop then i talked to the guy and he sold me some feathers super cheap then i said thz and i went east to go to pest control then i saw i ha